"So You Think You Can Dance" (Fox) Mollee's Broadway routine with Jakob featured them as crooks, robbers, criminals. But choreographer Joey Dowling designated Jakob as the mastermind, which Mollee felt was OK because she "isn't stupid" but definitely "not a master of con artism."

NOW THAT'S GOOD TV: Ryan and Kathryn's cha-cha/Ellenore and Legacy's "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" routine and the "murdered it" puns of praise it inspired/Russell krumping in a Santa suit and losing his shoe/cheesy K-Mart commercial featuring the dancers giving one another creepy gifts/Kris Allen's triangle mouth/the way Cat Deeley says "January" and "vitamins."

"REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE: THE RUINS (MTV) It was the finale of "The Ruins" Wednesday night, and it featured a team of veteran "tough guys" -- Derrick, Evan, Kenny, Johnny and Susie -- versus "The Challengers" KellyAnne and Sarah. The first obstacle in the final challenge involved eating bugs and other disgusting such plates. The boys couldn't keep anything down. KellyAnne and Sarah, however, were scarfing antennae like it was "a free buffet," according to Evan. Surely everyone in that challenge has had to stomach far worse in those "Real World" hot tubs. This should have been a breeze.

NOW THAT'S GOOD TV: To psyche themselves up for the final challenge, Evan and Johnny decided to burn themselves with candle wax. "For gentlemen, scholars and idiots," said Evan as he poured the hot stuff onto Johnny's arm. Emphasis on "idiots."

"BAD GIRLS CLUB"  (Oxygen) I was trying to avoid watching/writing about "Bad Girls Club" because I wanted to take a stand against noise pollution. Seriously, I don't mind if these "bad girls" want to get drunk, sleep around and go clubbing every night of the week, but for the love of my tympanic membranes, please stop all the shouting. The producers could put a camera in a henhouse and it would almost be the same show, except with less body glitter. But now that "Dancing With the Stars" is over, I needed something new to write about so here we are.

Unsurprisingly, one girl named Natalie has already punched another girl in the face. I think it had something to do with body glitter. Or hens. NOW THAT'S GOOD TV:  Not only is Natalie physically aggressive, but she's also the most decibelly (made-up word but go with it) offensive. No inside voice at all. On Tuesday's episode, she shouted about cigarettes, she shouted about cleaning the bathroom, she shouted about her boyfriend (who's apparently a castmember on "Sesame Street"--irony!) and she shouted about how she apparently "runs L.A." Unless she means she enjoys an early-morning jog in Venice Beach, I think Schwarzenegger would beg to differ.