There’s no better way to take the mind of a pile of serious crap, like divorce (we haven’t had one by the way, we just imagine it would be akin to a heap of steaming turds), than dancing.

And who better to dance with than a young, hot, muscly man who it’s fair to say will definitely not embarrass you with his moves. Oh and with luck, that ex who is the reason you may need to take your mind off things, will see all the steamy pictures of you both, moving your bodies in unison, looking into each other’s eyes and generally mimicking sex.

We like to think this is why Chezza invited dishy Derek (still gotta change that name) Hough over to the UK to shake his tight little arse on stage with her at the 02. Remember all those romance rumours about them? Let's start them up again.

“If ever there was a clearer statement that she’s over her ex, this is it. Derek has always been very supportive of Cheryl,” said a right bad gossip to the Mirror.

“Cheryl was really excited about seeing Derek again. He has been a real rock for her during the trauma of the last few months and a real breath of fresh air to be around.”

A spokesman for Cheryl very boringly said the performance had been arranged for a while and they were just friends. But that’s what Britney and Justin used to say when really they were rutting like animals behind the bike sheds.